One damned thing after another

Injuries, that’s what I’m about and I’m starting to think that’s all in my destiny.

Let’s go back a couple years … October of 2003 in fact.  At my last company, I was sent to Vancouver to do some work but instead of givine me a laptop, they make me take a desktop.  Yes, keyboard, powerbar, monitor, tower, etc.  Don’t get me started.  Anyway, the morning I get back to head to work, I’m carrying the monitor down the steps outside my house being as careful as humanly possible.  It wasn’t my day.  I missed the last step.  My right hit ground first, rolling it outwards spraining it with a nice *crack* for good measure.  Then?  The weight of the 17" monitor I was carrying accelerated me to the ground - me and my firm grasp.  Not so bad huh?  A high pitched wail filled with angonizing pain escaped.  My left knee hit cement dead on (body + monitor weight).  Picture this, an asian guy resting his entire body weight on top of a stupid monitor with the right ankle twisted outwards and the other knee glued to cement.  It was pretty and the only way out was a summersault over the screen.

Walking around hurt like you wouldn’t believe.  Walking upstairs, the left knee would hurt; walking down, the right ankle would hurt.  Worst of all?  I was dealing with all the pain the fact that I could have filed for worker’s comp didn’t even come to mind … and no one suggested it either.

So, ever since, I’ve been dealing with a badly bruised intrapatellar tendon (the tendon that attaches just above the knee cap to the muscles on your lower leg).  Badminton and v-ball got cut for the most part; couldn’t do anything that involved high stress.  Off and on for a year, I gave physio a go to no avail.  Finally, I gave acupuncture a go and that appeared to yield results.

Anyway, it’s now April 2005, a good year and a half from my initial injury.  For the first time, I actually felt good.  The rotator cuff injury I had in my left shoulder got taken out by my physiotherapist the week before, the tendon over my knee finally stopped hurting for a little while, and I was feeling ready to go.  And I was.  That night at badminton I played the hardest I can remember.  I was running the court like a Tazmanian Devil.  Opponents pushed me, and I pushed back harder.  Smashes were going down (and hard), drops were relatively tight and movement was awesome.  I was even consistent with the smashes with my opposite arm.  I was gleeming; happy that I was back.

Enjoy it while it lasts they say.  I can’t catch a break!  After badminton I got called out to vball.  30 minutes in, my buddy goes up for a hit and me to block.  He comes down with his leg on my side of the court.  My left comes down on it and I end up rolling my ankle.  Now I’ve got a small grapefruit for an ankle and I’m walking around slower than my 90 year old grandfather.  My physio says I’m out for three weeks.  Piss me off - it had better get well soon.

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